SERGIO MILKO 'S LAWS

1er law: the locomotive always derails in the side where is more possible to fall to the ground, due to its potential energy. If the loco fell, it will not break until the guest picks it up.

2nd law: the freight cars unhook inside the helix or a tunnel, due to the rare air flux inside it.

3rd law: the controller always burns in the middle of a show or a meeting, due to the excessive negative charges of the people viewing.

4th law: the knuckle coupler works perfectly when the observer is watching to another place.

5th law: the airbrush start to fail in the precise instant that the modeler is making an important work, because of the high nerve pressure produced in that moment.

5th law Corollary: the power will shut down in that moment due to the modeler perspiration.

6th law: the best running locomotive will stop under the guest view due to the Doppler effect from the shouts of them waiting to see running.

7th law: the locomotive always starts, runs and stops smoothly when is alone , when somebody is watching, it feels ashamed and begin to run in a jerky fashion in the best part of the layout.

8th law: when we finished to assemble the dreamt model from scratch somebody start to sell in kit (or worst: in "Ready to run" style to put in the layout being the opening of the box the only effort)

9th law: when we finished our layout completely, we have to move to another place.

10th law: when we take a photo in our layout, a bug appears suddenly.